ok so i was referred to on raechels xanga and there was an allusion to my most embaressing story. here it is....


MY MOST EMBARESSING MOMENT
(AND SOME MORE STORY BEFORE IT)


it was last summer. camp had gotten done for the summer on friday.
everyone left to go home, except for sam, joe goetz, and i. we spent
the night at the residence of hannah kossow in cooperstown. the night
was full of many things that are now fond memories, the first was right
when we got there. bonnie doesn't like the word "freakin" so were were
going to try not use it the whole time we were there. that would have
been a feat cause we used that word a whole freakin lot over the
summer. so the car ride there we said it a lot to try get it out of our
system. we walk in and bonnie says "where are you bags?" sam right away
says "awww, i left them in the freakin car!" first sentence out of his
mouth, another one of which was
bonnie making hannah joe and i go get some pop while she talked to sam
(background for those of you who might not know, bonnie is hannah's
mom, sam was dating hannah at the time) we took an extra long time
getting our pops and came back about 20 minutes later and bonnie was
still talking with sam. i thought it was funny, he probably didn't.

anywho

the next morning (it was more like noon i think) we all headed to
fargo. bonnie, hannah, sam, joe, and i were to meet up with becky and
kevin benedict (hannah's sister and brother in law who all of us boys
had met over the summer and become friends with) once we were in town
the girls wanted to go shopping and the boys wanted to go to THE BOURNE
SUPREMACY, since joe's flight back to his home wisconson left in the
middle of the movie he went shopping with the girls and kevin, sam, and
i went to the movie.

after the movie we were all supposed to gather again (minus joe) and
eat some food. we went to t.g.i.fridays and found out hannah would not
be there because she went off to ride horses. so the order of us around
the table was bonnie, becky, kevin, sam and then me. since we had just
gotten back from camp and the banks were closed because it was a
saturday i had no cash, sam however had a check card, so he was going
to pay for me and i would pay him back. when the waitress (i think her
name was sarah or something) came around for drink orders most of us
got pop or water, kevin got a glass of wine. (he commonly drinks wine
but just a glass, its good for you they say.) well when sarah (i am
just going to pretend that is the waitresses name even if it isn't)
came with our drinks she brought 5 straws for 5 people. bonnie said
"kevin, don't you dare use that straw for your wine." kevin, as you
would expect from him if you knew him, grabbed the straw, blew the
wrapper off and started drinking his wine through it. later he even
blew bubbles in his wine. man is that guy fun.

when the waitress came to take our food order she started at bonnie and
worked her way around so i would be last. sam is ordering and orders
the chicken finger basket. blah blah side orders and junk. then says
"oh by the way...we're together" and points back and forth between him
and i. right away i think "oh no, what do i say now?" i sit there with
my head in my hands not knowing what to do. the other three occupants
of the table are laughing, kevin is laughing all out, becky is laughing
pretty good, bonnie is trying to holf it in but failing. i sit there
for what seemed like forever untill the waitress pats me on the
shoulder and says "don't worry we get it all the time..." and i again
think "nooooooo....."

it didn't help that i also ordered the chicken finger basket.

ANSWER: i got chocolate. i was going to get twist but it was broken  so half points to karin and caroline 50 to each of you





QUESTION: what live concert dvd am i listening to/watching right now?





In God's Hands,
thomas kvamme


11 comments:

  1. you know, ya didn't have to tell about the whole dang day. The embarrassing moment would've sufficed. The way it's titled/written, you were embarrassed the whole freakin day. The part about getting pop is pretty funny, though. Was this the same day as "...oh my bag...It's in the FREAKIN car..." ??maybe not, cuz i didn't see it in the story. k, nm bout that. I'm gonna eat, sound good?

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  2. Ha ha... I like that story.
    I would guess...hmmm....I have no guess.  Did you record it yourself?  Maybe Superchick?

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  3. hahaha.....that's awesome.  and needles are scary!  :(  

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  4. i must say...that woulda been pretty embarassing...LOL have a good day!
    naomi

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  5. Holy Cats thomas. Now everyone knows our story. By our story I mean our most embarrassing story that happens to be the same. That in no way implies that we are togethor, cuz we aren't. Anyway, wow, that was fun to read. That was probably my most embarrassing weekend, not moment.Sam

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  6. that. is pure. greatness. sam can be such a dork sometimes. i mean really. if you recorded it yourself. sam had to be there. and it had to be superchick.

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  7. Nice story, I would have laughed out loud except my roommate is trying to go to sleep. Where have you been going to church?

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  8. Barrage.Still a great story Thomas.

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  9. It's even funnier the secound time
    I'll think of you next time I'm at applebees
    AC

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